4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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