My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
How external is "for external use only"?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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