no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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