He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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