Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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