I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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