You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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