i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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