I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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