normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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