Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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