i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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