yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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