if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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