She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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