I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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