I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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