He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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