So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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