Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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