Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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