just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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