They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize