I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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