shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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