That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize