Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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