Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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