:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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