He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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