he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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