Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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