Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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