Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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