being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
So much Jack, so little girl.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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