why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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