So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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