can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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