my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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