And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
