it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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