He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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