The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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