I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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