windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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