shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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