Sober January is a disaster.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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