you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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