ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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