New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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