So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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