the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
NoShamevember. You game?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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