I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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