I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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