oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we made out on top of his cat.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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