I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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