Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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