I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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