I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
People in love make me want to vomit
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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